Bio:
The Redline Reaper was born in a PDF, specifically, page 17 of a 47-page mutual NDA. Somewhere between “notwithstanding the foregoing” and “injunctive relief,” she snapped.
She now haunts outdated templates and auto-generated boilerplate, armed with a single purpose: cut what doesn’t need to be there. Especially when it gets in the way of actually doing business.
Core Beliefs:
- NDAs are not a reflex
- A process that delays trust is not protecting it
- Every unnecessary clause is a cost
Favorite Ice Cream:
Cassis-Raspberry Ripple
"Tart, aggressive, and not afraid to stain your teeth."
Least Favorite Phrase:
“This is our standard NDA”
Catchphrase:
“Delete it or defend it.”